...well, just some. :)
Baltasar Gracian
◄Experience is the child of thought, and thought is the child of action.
Benjamin Disraeli
◄He who opens a school door, closes a prison.
Victor Hugo
◄A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg.
Samuel Butler
◄Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
Peter Ustinov
◄Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.
William James
◄Humor is reason gone mad.
Groucho Marx
◄Music expresses that which cannot be said and on which it is impossible to be silent.
Victor Hugo
◄It's far easier to forgive an enemy after you've got even with him.
Olin Miller
◄If you're in a bad situation, don't worry it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry it'll change.
John A. Simone, Sr.
◄Ignorance is no excuse, it's the real thing.
Irene Peter
◄A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
Groucho Marx
◄Contempt is the weapon of the weak and a defense against one's own despised and unwanted feelings.
Alice Duer Miller
◄A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.
Ingrid Bergman
◄Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
Jean-Paul Sartre