I found these funny love quotes online. Can't help but share them. :)

To be in love is merely to be in a state of perpetual anesthesia - to mistake an ordinary young woman for a goddess.


Love is the gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everyone else.

George Bernard Shaw

The only true love is love at first sight; second sight dispels it.
Israel Zangwill

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. (Charlie Brown)
 Charles Schulz

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."
 Charles Schulz



What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.
Pearl Bailey


Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.


If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?


"Never go to bed mad -- stay up and fight." - Phyllis Diller


"Love is like war: Easy to begin but hard to end." - Anonymous


"Love has the power of making you believe what you would normally treat with the deepest suspicion." - Mirabeau


"Three things can't be hidden: coughing, poverty, and love." - Yiddish proverb


Rose: Do you love him, Loretta?
Loretta Castorini: No.
Rose: Good. When you love them they drive you crazy because they know they can.


No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying." - unknown


"An old man who marries a young wife grows younger - but she grows older." - folk saying


"It is not uncommon for slight acquaintances to get married, but a couple really have to know each other to get divorced." - Anonymous


"If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?" - unknown


"My heart's in the right place. I know, 'cuz I hid it there." - Carrie Fisher