I'm currently listening to Beyonce's If I were a Boy...

If I were a boy
Even just for a day
I’d roll out of bed in the morning
And throw on what I wanted and go
Drink beer with the guys
And chase after girls
I’d kick it with who I wanted
And I’d never get confronted for it
Because they’d stick up for me

If I were a boy
I think I could understand
How it feels to love a girl
I swear I’d be a better man
I’d listen to her
Cause I know how it hurts
When you lose the one you wanted
Cause he’s taken you for granted
And everything you had got destroyed
If I were a boy

I would turn off my phone
Tell everyone its broken
So they think
that I was sleeping alone
I’d put myself first
And make the rules as I go
Cause I know that she’d be faithful
Waiting for me to come home (to come home)

If I were a boy
I think I could understand
How it feels to love a girl
I swear I’d be a better man
I’d listen to her
Cause I know how it hurts
When you lose the one you wanted
Cause he’s taken you for granted
And everything you had got destroyed

It’s a little too late for you to come back
Say its just a mistake
Think I forgive you like that
If you thought I would wait for you
You thought wrong

But you’re just a boy
You don’t understand (and you don’t understand)
How it feels to love a girl
Someday you’ll wish you were a better man
You don’t listen to her
You don’t care how it hurts
Until you lose the one you wanted
Cause you’ve taken her for granted
And everything you had got destroyed
But you’re just a boy…

The song has its own touch on relationships that are slowly not working. Many must have been struck by this... but I'm not one of them.
Wahahaha...

If i were a boy?
I'd learn to drive a car and a Big Bike way before I turn eighteen.
If I were a boy?
I'd sleep in class and ace all the tests after snoozing.
If I were a boy?
I'd join Fear factor!
If I were a boy?
I'd do lots of sports, especially extreme ones.
If I were a boy?
I'd do the fireworks myself, without feeling afraid.
If i were a boy?
I'd find myself a convenient apartment, with a beautiful view of nature.
If i were a boy?
I'd study Forensic science, or probably become a spy.
If i were a boy?
I'd work on my abs!
If I were a boy?
I'd work hard to become a Badminton pro.
If i were a boy?
I'd become a famous, independent photo j.
If i were a boy?
I'd buy all the Mangas after a tiring day in the office.
If I were a boy?
I'd become an astronaut and study the mystique of the universe.
If I were a boy?
I'd play Dota all night without feeling a bit drowsy.
if i were a boy?
I'd learn Archery and join Olympics.
If I were a boy?
I'd be a genius!

Well...

If I were a boy?
I'd compose a song for my girl, and let her hear about it.
If I were a boy?
I'd give my last piece of my fave Dried Mango to her, not minding that the last piece is always the most delicious one...
If I were a boy?
I'd buy myself a telescope and watch the night sky... with my girl.
If I were a boy?
I'd kick the ass who would make my girl cry.
If i were a boy?
I'll make her feel that I love her, even during my most hectic schedules in my studies.
if i were a boy?
I'd give her my time, even after a busy day in the hospital.
If i were a boy?
I'd help her in her studies, especially in Anatomy and Physiology.
If i were a boy?
I'd play with her her most favorite game, even though I hated playing the game on my own myself.
If I were a boy?
I'd teach her play Dota, so we can enjoy the game together.
If i were a boy?
I'd let her tease me, and I'll tease her twice more.
If i were a boy?
I'd treat her ramen and let her choose which flavor she'd want.
If i were a boy?
I'd just listen to her, without talking, without disturbing her. Just listen to her voice playing like a beautiful orchestra on my ears.

If i were a boy?
If i were a boy...?
If i were a boy...

But I'm not.
I'm a girl.